1. A good friend is someone who keeps phoning you even when there’s no real news.
2. A bore is someone who is always talking about their boring hobbies.
3. A bore is someone who tends not to notice when other people aren’t interested.
4. When I was 11, my best friend and I used to walk home from school together.
5. When I was 11, my best friend would always take my side if there was a problem.
6. My least favourite teacher at school always criticised me in front of the other students.
7. My least favourite teacher at school tended to treat the girls better than the boys.
8. My least favourite teacher at school kept losing his temper with the class.