The Drink Machine
You're standing in front of the drink machine.
Put your hand into your back pocket.
Take out 2 one euro coins.
Put them in one by one.
You hear the machine click.
Choose your drink and press the button.
Nothing! Kick the machine.
Clunk! A can drops down.
Pick it up.
Open the can.
It squirts Coke in your face.
Take a tissue out of your pocket.
Rub your eye.
Lick your lips.
Take a sip.
Burp!