1 Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
2 A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
3 I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
4 My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
5 A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.