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The
Enchanted Typewriter
It is a strange
fact, for which I do not expect ever
satisfactorily to account, and which will
receive little credence even among those who
know that I am not given to romancing—it is a
strange fact, I say, that the substance of the
following pages has evolved itself during a
period of six months, more or less, between the
hours of midnight and four o'clock in the
morning, proceeding directly from a type-writing
machine standing in the corner of my library,
manipulated by unseen hands. The machine is not
of recent make. It is, in fact, a relic of the
early seventies, which I discovered one morning
when, suffering from a slight attack of the grip,
I had remained at home and devoted my time to
pottering about in the attic, unearthing old
books, bringing to the light long-forgotten
correspondences, my boyhood collections of “stuff,”
and other memory-inducing things. Whence the
machine came originally I do not recall. My
impression is that it belonged to a stenographer
once in the employ of my father, who used
frequently to come to our house to take down
dictations. However this may be, the machine had
lain hidden by dust and the flotsam and jetsam
of the house for twenty years, when, as I have
said, I came upon it unexpectedly. Old man as I
am—I shall soon be thirty—the fascination of a
machine has lost none of its potency. I am as
pleased to-day watching the wheels of my watch
“go round” as ever I was, and to “monkey” with a
type-writing apparatus has always brought great
joy into my heart—though for composing give me
the pen. Perhaps I should apologize for the use
here of the verb monkey, which savors of what a
friend of mine calls the “English slanguage,” to
differentiate it from what he also calls the
“Andrew Language.” But I shall not do so,
because, to whatever branch of our tongue the
word may belong, it is exactly descriptive, and
descriptive as no other word can be, of what a
boy does with things that click and “go,” and is
therefore not at all out of place in a tale
which I trust will be regarded as a polite one...
 Coffee
and Repartee
The guests at Mrs. Smithers's high-class
boarding-house for gentlemen had assembled as
usual for breakfast, and in a few moments Mary,
the dainty waitress, entered with the steaming
coffee, the mush, and the rolls.
The School-master, who, by-the-way, was
suspected by Mrs. Smithers of having intentions,
and who for that reason occupied the chair
nearest the lady's heart, folded up the morning
paper, and placing it under him so that no one
else could get it, observed, quite genially for
him, "It was very wet yesterday."
"I didn't find it so," observed a young man
seated half-way down the table, who was by
common consent called the Idiot, because of his
"views." "In fact, I was very dry. Curious thing,
I'm always dry on rainy days. I am one of the
kind of men who know that it is the part of
wisdom to stay in when it rains, or to carry an
umbrella when it is not possible to stay at home,
or, having no home, like ourselves, to remain
cooped up in stalls, or stalled up in coops, as
you may prefer."
"You carried an umbrella, then?" queried the
landlady, ignoring the Idiot's shaft at the size
of her "elegant and airy apartments" with an
ease born of experience.
"Yes, madame," returned the Idiot, quite
unconscious of what was coming.
"Whose?" queried the lady, a sarcastic smile
playing about her lips.
"That I cannot say, Mrs. Smithers," replied the
Idiot, serenely, "but it is the one you usually
carry."...

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