HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her, dine her, phone her, hug her, support her, hold
her, surprise her, compliment her, smile at her, listen to
her, laugh with her, cry with her, romance her, believe in
her, cuddle with her, dhop with her, give her Jewellery, buy
her flowers, hold her hand, write love letters to her, go to
the end of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked, bring beer.
Jane: Do you drink beer?
Jane: How many beers a day?
Mark: Usually about 3.
Jane: How much do you pay per beer?
Mark: About 3 euros, including a tip.
Jane: And how long have you been drinking beer?
Mark: About 25 years, I suppose.
Jane: So a beer costs 3 euros and you have 3 beers a day
which puts your spending each month at 270 euros. In one
year, it would be approximately 3,285 euros.
Jane: If in 1 year you spend 3,285 euros, not accounting
for inflation, the past 25 years puts your spending at
82,125 euros, correct?
Jane: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much
beer,that money could have been put in an interest savings
account and after accounting for compound interest for the
past 25 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Mark: Do you drink beer?
Mark: Where's your Ferrari?