Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the
last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must
not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide
to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and
paint in the nude.
After a while there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?",
calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from outside the door. The two
nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no
harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they
open the door.
"Nice breasts," says the man, "Where do you want these
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you
find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to
marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my
mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the
perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did
you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the
perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right,
my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."