 Business Management Course.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a
bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree'
sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you eat some of my droppings?' replied the
bull. They're full of nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch.
Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
sitting at the top of the tree.
The next day he was seen by a farmer, who shot him out of
the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
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Business Management Course.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south
for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to
the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some
dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow
dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for
joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
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