(¡CUIDADO! - These are literal translations. Do not use them when you speak English!)

From lost to the river / De perdidos al río
The mother who gave birth to him / La madre que lo parió
Sissy the last / Mariquita el último
For if the flies / Por si las moscas
Everywhere they boil beans / En todas partes cuecen habas
Composed and without a girlfriend / Compuesto y sin novia
Go out for legs / Salir por piernas
If I have seen you, I don't remember / Si te he visto, no me acuerdo
Switch off and let's go / Apaga y vámonos
It is not turkey mucus / No es moco de pavo
It sweats me / Me la suda
That if you want rice Catherine / Que si quieres arroz, Catalina
Morning-singer / Cantamañanas
Another who such dance / Otro que tal baila
To another thing, butterfly / A otra cosa, mariposa
What of-tailor! / ¡Que desastre!
Among whistles and flutes / Entre pitos y flautas
Like water of May / Como agua de Mayo
Marking parcel / Marcando paquete
To put in a cigar / Meter un puro
My happiness in a hole / Mi gozo en un pozo
A bird of careful / Un pájaro de cuidado
Wave! / ¡Hola!

PSYCHIATRIST

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator!''
''I wouldn't worry too much about it,'' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.''
''But you don't understand,'' the woman insists. ''He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.''